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| It's a good thing that Principal Macero has two Assistant Principals, because, even this very tall Principal couldn't handle this 3-story giant of a school by himself! |
| It's a good thing that Principal Macero has two Assistant Principals, because, even this very tall Principal couldn't handle this 3-story giant of a school by himself! |
Q. A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way did the egg fall? A. Roosters don't lay eggs!
Q. What kind of sharks don't eat girls? A. Man eating sharks!
Q. There is a one story house. In it is 100 chairs. There are twenty five tables. So four people
sit at each table. Each person had a cantaloupe, pineapple, apples, and pretzels. They all have
Dr. Pepper. Also there are flowers and a kitchen.
There are five bedrooms; three of them are in the hall left of the kitchen, and two of them are in
the hall right of the kitchen. What's upstairs?
A. What upstairs? It's a one story house!
Q. Why did the fish go to the library? A. To find a bookworm!
Q. What is the tallest building in the world? A. The library - It has the most stories!
Q. What did the frog have to drink? A. A Croak-a-Cola
Q. What do you call a Vampire who lives in the kitchen? A. Count Spatula!
Q. What's Red and looks like a bucket? A. A Red Bucket!
Q. How do you make an egg roll? A. Push it down a hill!
Q. What kind of berries make you smarter? A. Li-Berries!
Q. How long can a human live without a brain? A. How old are you?
Q. What goes in cars but comes out of people? A. Gas!!
Q. Where did the spaghetti go to dance? A. To the Meat Ball!
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? A. He needed some spare ribs!
Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? A. Big holes all over
Australia!
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Q. What's Black & White & Red all over? A. Two penguins fighting over lipstick!
Q. Why did the computer go to the doctor? A. Because it had a virus!
Q. Why did the teacher have crossed eyes? A. Because she couldn't control her pupils!
Q. Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? A. Incorrectly!
Q. What are ten things you can always count on? A. Your fingers!
Q. What is the geologist's favorite type of music? A. Rock music!
Q. What do you get when you cross a Snowman and Dracula? A. Frost Bite!
Q. If you drop your white shirt in the Red Sea, what will it become? A. Wet!
Q. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? A. Jurassic Pork!
A man goes into the library and asks, loudly, "Can I have a burger, fries and a milk shake?"
The librarian says "But sir, this is a library!"
The mans WHISPERS: "Oh sorry...can I have a burger, fries and a shake?"
Q. What kind of sharks don't eat girls? A. Man eating sharks!
Q. There is a one story house. In it is 100 chairs. There are twenty five tables. So four people
sit at each table. Each person had a cantaloupe, pineapple, apples, and pretzels. They all have
Dr. Pepper. Also there are flowers and a kitchen.
There are five bedrooms; three of them are in the hall left of the kitchen, and two of them are in
the hall right of the kitchen. What's upstairs?
A. What upstairs? It's a one story house!
Q. Why did the fish go to the library? A. To find a bookworm!
Q. What is the tallest building in the world? A. The library - It has the most stories!
Q. What did the frog have to drink? A. A Croak-a-Cola
Q. What do you call a Vampire who lives in the kitchen? A. Count Spatula!
Q. What's Red and looks like a bucket? A. A Red Bucket!
Q. How do you make an egg roll? A. Push it down a hill!
Q. What kind of berries make you smarter? A. Li-Berries!
Q. How long can a human live without a brain? A. How old are you?
Q. What goes in cars but comes out of people? A. Gas!!
Q. Where did the spaghetti go to dance? A. To the Meat Ball!
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? A. He needed some spare ribs!
Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? A. Big holes all over
Australia!
.
Q. What's Black & White & Red all over? A. Two penguins fighting over lipstick!
Q. Why did the computer go to the doctor? A. Because it had a virus!
Q. Why did the teacher have crossed eyes? A. Because she couldn't control her pupils!
Q. Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? A. Incorrectly!
Q. What are ten things you can always count on? A. Your fingers!
Q. What is the geologist's favorite type of music? A. Rock music!
Q. What do you get when you cross a Snowman and Dracula? A. Frost Bite!
Q. If you drop your white shirt in the Red Sea, what will it become? A. Wet!
Q. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? A. Jurassic Pork!
A man goes into the library and asks, loudly, "Can I have a burger, fries and a milk shake?"
The librarian says "But sir, this is a library!"
The mans WHISPERS: "Oh sorry...can I have a burger, fries and a shake?"
Enjoy these jokes For Kids, by Kids & some Really Silly Stuff! |
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